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A 'BEFORE YOU BEGIN' NOTE: This entire post contains spoilers for the
Stardust novel.
For those interested, the muns of
Stardust are following about 95% of the book-canon, and about 5% of the movie-canon, with bits of Originality thrown in.
The events that follow start from when Tristran starts his quest for the star, leaving Wall and crossing into Faerie, a place he couldn't begin to imagine.]
Stardustat Milliways BarTristran's initial journey starts off right outside of Wall, in Faerie where a
hairy man lends a hand. His quest for the star begins, and he
feels rather alone and lost. Eventually, his luck will change when
Tristran discovers Yvaine.Tristran tells Yvaine what he plans to do with her.They find Milliways Bar on the way to the Glade.They decide to stay overnight..., then decide to stay a
little longer... before eventually Tristran puts his foot down and
they leave the bar to continue his quest.During their questing, they come across a very unusual battle. Tristran has to use all his wit and knowledge of poetry in order to solve the problem of
the Lion and the Unicorn.The
unicorn travels with them, until they come across Milliways again.
They decide to stay for a while, putting the unicorn in the stables. They take Room 314,
learn how to make snow-angels, and generally have a good time until...
Tristran gets sick. Which leads to a series of
posts that deal with the two of them staying
inside until Tristran
recovers.It is April Fools when
Bar decides to turn them into little'uns. Oddly enough, they seem to take it well,
getting along with each other, and
others, far
better than they would have when they are grown up.
Then they go back to their rooms, find their bed and fall asleep next to each other.
In the morning, Yvaine wakes up
and discovers something horrid. She does not hesitate to
take the opportunity to leave, quite unchained.
Meanwhile, Tristran awakes,
and realizes that the star is gone. Panicked, he
heads down to the bar and
with no
good news, decides to return to Faerie in hopes that she'd gone there. This is where he
meets a wood-nymph who was turned into a tree. She offers
him her help, and he catches a ride with one of
his uncles on a black carriage.
There is
conversation between
them and
eventually the ride takes him to the inn where
Yvaine is staying with the witch, rather enjoying herself. Many, many
violent deaths occur only short moments later, including that of the unicorn, and Primus himself.
Quickly escaping the witch before Tristran & Yvaine meet their untimely end, they eventually find themselves
settling on a series of clouds. Tristran shouts to the sky, and a
ship of pirates find them, offering them a lift. The two companions learn the ways of the sky-pirates,
Yvaine charming the crew, while
Tristran is given lessons in swords from the captain, Johannes Alberic.
They
find the bar once again, on one nice calming night, and stay for a bit to recuperate, finding good food and good company. Yvaine even steps out of her anti-social shell,
chatting with Puck, and later,
Sophie Hatter.
Awkwardness and a very distinct feeling of
knowing things but
not knowing starts to cloud the minds of the two (more Tristran than Yvaine, who has sort of figured things out earlier) as they
dance at Will Scarlett's midsummer party.
They return to the
Perdita and
discover that their stay is about to come to a close. In only a few days time, the
Perdita lands in a tree harbour and the two companions are off again on their journey to Wall. They nearly get
imprisoned by goblins in Simcock-Under-Hill, determined to keep Tristran as a soldier (as he is the tallest), but they quickly escape that.
Next comes their
brush with large tawny eagles eager to find food in which the only thing they can do to escape is to wait on luck which comes to them in the form of fire. There is more awkward and realizing between the two of them.
They escape the tawny eagles only to land in Fulkston, a village that immediately takes to
Tristran's ability to tell stories so much so that they wish not to
let him go at any cost and in fact, some of the ladies become quite infatuated with him (much to
Yvaine's discontent). Eventually the tensions run so high that upon fleeing the village,
Yvaine and Tristran get into their first fight.
Still, things are not amiss and the two of them make up and continuously close the distance to Wall. They
happen to bump into a caravan which will take them to the market by Wall, only the deal Tristran makes isn't exactly what he has in mind. In fact, it downright
sort of sucks. But Yvaine takes very good care of him, even tells him some of her deepest feelings (thinking he won't remember any of it). Then finally the caravan lands arrives at its destination.
They're almost home. Yet when Tristran tries to cross over the wall for the second time in his entire life, he is very firmly rejected and stopped. In a huff, Tristran is tempted to exercise the part of him that doesn't usually resort to violence, but it is Yvaine who tells him not to fight with his own people. They settle down for the night in the marketplace, where Tristran gets
undoubtedly drunk, and tensions between the companions run very high . . . before he passes out on her.
Later that night, a mysterious woman
comes to see Yvaine and Tristran and gives the star a warning while Tristran is very much asleep.
And in the morning, Tristran is
forced awake by a badger who tells him there is someone to see him. There are reunions with both his sister, and with Victoria herself. True, concrete realizations are made. Then Tristran and his father are
reacquainted with each other before heading home and discovering things about his birth.
In the mean time, Yvaine
meets Victoria. And she discovers that Tristran is, in fact,
not marrying her. This is relieving news at best.
Hours later, Tristran finally
returns to the gap by the Wall, and the greatest moment in all of canon history is made as the two finally confess their feelings. They decide to take a walk to the marketplace, and it is there that Lady Una presents herself as Tristran's mother and
Yvaine passes on the topaz to Tristran. He is thus proclaimed the last male heir of Stormhold kingdom. Refusing to return to Stormhold right away, Tristran and Yvaine promise to come back on their own time. At some point, Yvaine also runs into the witches who had wanted to steal her heart, and
come to some amendment.
Off they go, walking hand-in-hand into the sunset - I mean, the East. For good old-fashioned adventuring fun.