(Hey. The printing isn't very cheap, you know - this is TRUBLACK inkjet printing.)

"If, by a couple, you mean the entire sky of stars, Yvaine," he says squarely, turning to give her a very impressive SRS LOOK OF SRSNESS.

Plus, yeah. The inappropriate touching is definitely not something he would look forward to, as flattering as it might be. He is certainly not that sort of boy.