"'Course it is," the chef adds, arms folding lazily behind his head with a grin. "If'n you're doing it properly, that is."

There's a series of groans - they've heard that all before - leers and exceedinly bawdy comments before Tobias is up and out of his chair, silverware clenched in his hand once more.

"Now don't you talk about my wife that way!"