Oh, she is the biggest moron in the history of morons. There is no other moron that could ever have aspirations of being even half the moron that she is right now.

(Unless the moron's name happens to be Tristran Thorn.)

She doesn't need to open her eyes to know what he's asking, though they open all the same, flinching abruptly and shoulders stiffening. Yvaine swallows and the glare comes off significantly more watery than she had intended - teeth biting down hard into her lower lip and fingers stilling in her lap.